You Know You're Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the obituaries every day.

You know you are getting old when you have to warm up your muscles each time you stand-up.

You know you are getting old when you talk in decades.

You know you are getting old when you can't hear the televising, or radio, or your husband, if you aren't standing right next to it (him) and/or the volume is on it's maximum setting.

You know you are getting old when you can be referred to as some one's Great Aunt.

I know I'm getting old because, well, I am old!